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Woo! LJ Drama! [Mar. 17th, 2005|10:41 am]
'Cause this would so totally happen...

I went to gaming group with plottsguitar the other day but mresundance is getting favors from the game master. That ruined the game!

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!
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Reminder [Mar. 10th, 2005|10:33 am]
This is my completely irregular reminder that my much more frequently updated blog is at http://emeraldimp.blogspot.com/

That is all.
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2004|11:18 am]

You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.

* Fundamentalist Christian (You scored 0)
* Holy Roller (You scored 0)
* Average Christian (You scored 0)
* True Christian (You scored 0)
* Modern Satanist (You scored 1)
* Theistic/Traditional Satanist (You scored 0)
* Luciferian (You scored 0)
* Devil Worshipper (You scored 0)
* Atheist (You scored 4)
* Agnostic (You scored 0)
* New Aged/Wiccan (You scored 0)
* Pagan/Occultist (You scored 2)
* Discordian (You scored 2)
* Category Unknown (You scored 1)

In case there was any doubt whatsoever...
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You knew it, baby! [Oct. 20th, 2004|03:57 pm]
You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane.  Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.
Which OS are You?
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Brotherhood of Death [Oct. 11th, 2004|06:45 pm]
[mood |blahblah]

Grasping one another
Clutching as the world spins
We hold on for dear life
The turmoil around us thickens
There's nothing we can do
Or say
But desperately clinging
We fight the realization that we're alone
Without understanding
Without a true connection
Nothing bonding us save our physical bodies
Each trapped in the walls of the mind
We break our heads open
Trying to join together
And the ichor flows around
And finally we are joined
In the brotherhood
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Hmm... [Oct. 1st, 2004|11:53 am]
Firstly, I'd like to say that I don't regularly post things here... just the little quiz-things and R'thoria's Used Plot Elements. For more frequent (though by no means regular) imp-drama, go to http://emeraldimp.blogspot.com/. I'd also like to apologize for R'thoria not knowing where cocaine comes from (she's lead a relatively sheltered life thus far). Cocaine itself comes from the Coca plant, according to the Wikipedia, while cocoa and chocolate come from the Cacao tree. But, it was a nice little conspiracy, wasn't it?
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(no subject) [Jul. 24th, 2004|02:16 pm]

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2004|12:00 pm]

take the "what's your dark secret?" quiz
| courtesy of mewing.net. where darkness and secrecy abound.

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R'thoria's Used Plot Elements - From the beginning! (#5) [Jul. 13th, 2004|08:04 pm]
Wolfclaw I'd also met on that ever-so-special race across the continent... Not the brightest thing on four legs, but he can be useful sometimes...

Ummmm, do you have anything in blue? Or black maybe? Don't like green that much, but if you have anything in that, I would be happy also. Grey is also a very good one. Maybe you can but in a special order, and give me a mix of everything.

Help wanted!

Fledgling plot elements store seeks bright, talented individual for full or part-time position. Duties include: harassing the customers, inventory, slaying the occasional rebel pilot/princess, sweeping up and occasional locking up after a hard day of abuse. Must be willing and able to butcher plotlines and use a pun with deadly accuracy. For interview, submit resume to R'thoria Deadwood via this forum.

First two applicants get a free squishee/hired.

Back to your regularly scheduled pogrom... (the ethnic group I'm after is role-playing computer geeks...)

Blue, black or green... Let's see...

Well, for black and blue, nothing can beat "Cruising for a Bruising!" This film, from the golden era of filmmaking (1983), is bound to have you on your feet and laughing hysterically, since the theater just installed new nitrous oxide emitters! But seriously, this little gemstone in about a mismatched pair of old geezers who decide to go for a cruise and end up beating the snot out of each other over some pretty chick! What a great time!

For green, we have something titiled "DiAnne of Green Gables." It's about the tragic last night of the famed English glitterati Lady DiAnne of Green Gables, right up to the tragic moment when the speeding helicopter crashed into the ocean. Also includes a four-hour documentary on the making of the 45-minute movie.

Hmm... If you wanted to go all out, there's always "The Rainbow Perfection." Based loosely on the characters in "To Wung Fi, Tanks for Ever'thin', Julia Newmark," this story tells the young transvestites' journey home, and the journey of self-discovery they each go through. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shout out "Fabulous!"

Yes, folks, you, too, could be a part of this loving, one-person family!

Remember, for Avedion, Acenture, and the finest selection of family-safe fireworks this side of the Rio Grande, come to R'thoria's Used Wookie Emporium!

Ahh, I'm not to sure, what to get? They all sound amazingly well used. Whats do you have in the used wookie emporium? Maybe something there can well please me.

Wookies, wookies, let's see. *Retrieves flashlight from the hook, dusts it off and opens a large bank-vault-like door before heading into the dusty darkness*

*Cough, cough*

OH, MY GOODNESS! IT'S... IT'S... oh, wait, no... you wouldn't want this one. It's an ABC wookie. That's Already Been Chewie. You didn't know that they used different wookies for each movie? Apparently the first wanted too much money. Then the second did, too. Notice, no wookies in the two latest movies. Coincidence? No! Wookies are the greediest type of actor known to man and the Five Sentient Spacefaring Species (FSSS, pronounced kinda like air leaking out of a tire). They're even greedier than Leonardo DiCraprio! But I digress.

What else do we have in the wookie vault today? Wookies come in all shapes and sizes, you know. Colors, too. We've got ones that would more than satisfy your blue, black and green preference. Not to mention the enormous volume of Wookie merchandise. Wookie Figurines, Wookie Bathtub Soap, Wookie Wigs, Gramma Wookie's Famous Wookie Cookies, Wookie Shampoo, which for some reason comes only in "Super-Jumbo Size."

(As a side note... do you remember cousin It from the Addams Family? Yep, another famous Wookie actor, in a wig. Imagine that)

Come on back, is there any type of wookie in particular that you're looking for? I could let you walk home with one of these today (they're scared of automobiles), but a custom order takes a little longer. We also offer custom fitting and retailoring, to suit your plot element needs. Think the ferocious dragon part would be better played by a wookie? Not a problem for the professional at RUWE!

(Hint, hint, RUWE/RUPE is still looking for someone to help out... Great benefits, pay is over 90nuyen/hr... bonuses for people who come up with a new way to respell the action/ADVENTure gag...)

*winds up for the customary big finish*

That's right, folks! Adion! Acvenure! Wookies by the ton! Lawsuits aplenty after LucasArts finds this site! Free wookie-nookie demonstrations after midnight! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder what the heck I've been smoking! Come on down to R'thoria's Used Plot Elements/R'thoria's Used Wookie Emporium!

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R'thoria's Used Plot Elements - From the beginning! (#4) [Jun. 27th, 2004|11:42 am]
Fenix... no comment.

MMMMMM..... Caffeene!

This just in! The Columbian drug... I mean, coffee lords have announced an enormous over-abundance of chocolate espresso beans! Yes, that's right, if you hurry now, YOU, TOO can be charged exorbitant prices for little, tiny balls of caffeine! Covered in chocolate, made from the cocoa plant, which can be used to make cocaine! Yes, folks, those Columbian coffee lords have it all figured out!

And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, a new plotline appears! In the story Befuddled, our young, intelligent, handsome loser makes a deal with the Devil to obtain ten wishes to be used how he sees fit! Sit in confusion as each of his wishes slowly turns into a nightmare! Believe the power of the homosexual columbian drug lord who plays basketball for the NBA while hosting *fabulous* parties at his underwater mansion in Atlantis! Realize the truth when you find out that God is a short black man! And even see the amazing fighting skills of Yoda when you sneak out of the theater and go into Star Wars!

Avecture, Adention! Small green men who move faster than you would've thought possible! And never forget the hypnotic addicting power of caffeine!


Note: Never play with a loaded pistil. The flowers hate that.

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